I’m starting to have too much fun with dessert.
brb drowning myself in the toilet
But which end of the hotdog are you supposed to look through??
there are just some people in this world that are just really dumb
and americans wonder why so many people think you guys are fucking stupid as fuck.
Adding my own story to this mix:
Working at college computer lab as The Helpdesk. An older man comes up asking me for help to find “the real internet”. I go over to his computer and open the browser, which automatically loads the school’s homepage. The man, irritated by that says “That’s the not real internet.” After some creative questioning, I reasoned that he wanted to be taken to the Yahoo homepage, which was the homepage he used at home.
I guess everything outside of Yahoo is the “fake internet”.
My faith in humanity dies each day
woke up to a blood stain on my bedsheets wtf
this is literally the best post ever